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Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/27/2016 at 08:13 • Filed to: fat life, nsfw talk

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Don’t get fat.

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My back hurts from sexytime with the wife. We’re not even 40 yet.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 08:20

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Core strength is key.

I’m a fat guy with a bolted together spine.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 08:22

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Bee stings are no joke!


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 08:23

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I’m experiencing a fall from grace.

A year of no high school XC after 4 solid years of running every day will do that to you.

I also don’t have time to run so there’s that. But my self confidence is at an all time low for body image.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Slant6
07/27/2016 at 08:27

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I wasn’t a runner in HS and I’m not now. In the 4 years I’ve been out I gained 30lbs.

That said, I lost it again, so... yay?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/27/2016 at 08:31

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26 pound in one year. I do walk a lot, but I miss my exercise routine. We never used any machinery, just running, push ups, crunches, and some circuit training.

It didn’t make any bulk, but we were all like deer, just lean fast animals. Now I’m more of a moose. A moose that still likes to go out and prance.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Slant6
07/27/2016 at 08:39

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That’s pretty much what happened to me, except over 2 years. Then over the next 2 I slowly brought it back.

Mind you I should have lost about 40-50 in HS, so that still needs to happen.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 08:40

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Been fat, then fit, now fat again. Is the suck.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/27/2016 at 08:50

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Facebook Memories reminded me that in July of 2012 I was about 35 pounds lighter. I guess that’s the result of working in an office vs on my feet in a hot print shop all day.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 08:52

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I seem to be safe from that problem. Since my military service I have been stuck to the exactly same dimensions. I’m very skinny and my weird eating habits don’t seem to affect me at all. My father and brother are nearly the same but for some reason I lack their muscles.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 09:02

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You can be fat and fit.

Ask me how I know..

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 09:05

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For the last month I’ve had to help out as a driver due to a manpower shortage. I’ve been delivering thousands of pounds of cargo, all of it hand-unload. I feel like I’ve put on several pounds of muscle, and I’ve noticed the last few sexytimes have not left me as winded or sore. It’s making me want to get back in the gym.


Kinja'd!!! Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 09:13

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Should have told me in the womb. Where were you on that one?


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
07/27/2016 at 09:59

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When I was 6'3" and 275 lbs I was both fat and fit. Now, a decade later, I’m 320 lbs and not fit.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 10:03

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It’s too late for me save yourselves while you still can


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 10:05

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YOU CAN DO IT! Plus you’ll get to use all your old favorite T-shirts again! (you know, the ones that you have at the back of the closet)

Yay nostalgia.


Kinja'd!!! Bourbon&JellyBeans > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 11:01

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They warn you about the “Freshman 15" when you go off to college but that was never a problem for me. What they DON’T tell you about is the “Real Life 30.” That shit doesn’t fuck around.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 11:27

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I’m just preparing myself for when fat is the new thin. I’ll be ready,I’ve been ready for a while now.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
07/27/2016 at 12:39

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I am both fat and fit. I’m like a sleeper.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Party-vi
07/27/2016 at 12:39

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Succ?


Kinja'd!!! RoyalWolfie > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/27/2016 at 18:01

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Huh, so that’s what happens when you stick a Porsche in a microwave... He totally should have checked if it was microwave safe.